Quote #16148
“Tomatoes Grow Bigger with Z I P P O PLANT FOOD” – from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school -~- Tags: high school, plant, tomato
View ArticleWhich of these plants is not a cereal?
Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. -~- Tags: beef, cereal, corn, cow, plant, sunflower
View ArticleJoke #17986
Q: What do you call a Labrador retriever that eats only plants? A: A fetch-etarian. -~- Tags: dog, plant, vegetarian
View ArticleJoke #18026
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bat with a begonia? A: A plant that hangs upside down. -~- Tags: bat, flower, plant
View ArticleJoke #18044
Q: What did the garden snake say to his wife? A: “I wear the plants in the family.” -~- Tags: plant, snake, wife
View ArticleFAQ About Australia
These are from potential visitors to Australia. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a snide sense of...
View ArticleJoke #20877
Q: What kind of plant do you put in a cake? A: Flower. -~- Tags: cake, flour, flower, plant
View ArticleWho Found the Staplers’ Hats?
A conspiracy was afoot. In The Pencil Box, a coup was forming. The Staplers, a sect of the Stationeries, have been the prevalent political party and their merciful political power is regulated only by...
View ArticleAny area the plants always fail, no matter what you’ve tried?
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View ArticleJoke #24730
Q: How does a farmer mend his plants? A: With a cabbage patch. -~- Tags: cabbage, farmer, plant
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